No, wait, my daughter can now marry a woman!' Janet Napolitano: TSA findings reveal that since none of the hijackers were babies, elderly, or Tea Partiers, 9/11 was not an act of terrorism News Flash: Sen.
Schoolchildren jailed for building only white snowmen.
Post-inauguration blues: millions of democrats distraught as the reality of having to find real jobs sets in "Journalism is the continuation of war by other means" is exposed as a fake" by mainstream media journalists.
Breaking: Manning and Snowden have come out with strong condemnation of Donald Trump leaking classified information to Russia.Obama, we're just calling to ask if you want our foreign policy back.After years of trial and error, CIA finally succeeds with the "waiting it out" technique on Fidel Castro.Grassroots group calls for "The Million Regulators March" on Washington, supported by all who fear the loss of their betters telling them what.Following Obama's 'Okie-Doke' speech, stock of Okie-Doke soars; nasdaq: 'Obama best Okie-Doke salesman' Weaponized baby formula threatens Planned Parenthood office; aclu demands federal investigation of Gerber Experts: melting Antarctic glacier could cause sale levels to rise up to 80 off select items by this weekend.Hillary suggests to counter "fake news" with government newspaper called "Truth" Pravda" for Russian speakers).Mary Landrieu (D-LA) can see Canada from South Dakota Susan Rice: IRS actions against tea parties caused by anti-tax video that was insulting to their faith Drudge Report reduces font to fit all White House scandals onto one page Obama: the IRS.Gov so bad, it now flashes 'Error 808' message NSA marks National Best Friend Day with official announcement: "Government is your best friend; we know you like no one else, we're always there, we're always willing to listen" Al Qaeda cancels attack on USA citing.President George Washington: 'Redcoats do not represent British Empire; King George promotes a distorted version of British colonialism'.Planned Parenthood introduces Frequent Flucker reward card: 'Come again soon!' Obama to tornado victims: 'We inherited this weather from the previous administration' Obama congratulates Putin on Chicago-style election outcome People's Cube gives itself Hero of Socialist Labor medal in recognition of continued expert advice provided.Gun store goes into lockdown over report an "active university professor" roving the grounds.
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